Ode to Seltzer...

Is it the light lemon flavor? Could it be the fizz?
To tell you the truth I don't care what it is...
Because with zero calories and a wonderful taste
Drinking anything else would be just a waste
With the sodium of diet soda, plus its to sweet with no zing
Seltzer oh seltzer... you are a wonderful thing
Now I may miss the caffiene and the yellowness of the Dew
But seltzer, my sweet seltzer, there is no topping you.