Now this one just takes the cake

CHICAGO, Illinois (AP) -- An 18-year-old Chicago man was arrested after allegedly kidnapping two young children to perform a demonic ritual intended to get back his former girlfriend, authorities said.
David Rodriguez was being held on $500,000 bond. Prosecutors said he and a 15-year-old companion snatched the children Friday outside a South Side library and planned to carve a pentagram in the girl's chest.
Rodriguez apparently needed only the girl, so he released her 8-year-old brother, who told people on the street about the kidnapping, Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Tracy Senica said.
Police found the girl unharmed at Rodriguez's home, and they arrested Rodriguez when he returned with candles and incense.
Rodriguez was charged with two counts of aggravated kidnapping, police spokesman John Mirabelli said.
His grandfather, Julian Rodriguez, called the accusations "ridiculous." He said his grandson was a "good kid."

Now everyone knows when you're trying to get back an exgirlfriend your supposed to use the chest hair of an 18 year old virgin... which judging from this guys lack of intelligence and reasoning skills makes me pretty sure he's one and could have just saved himself the trouble and bought a razor. The part I love the best is his Grandpa... good old pop pop... says he's a good kid. Unfortunately what they omit here is that when they interviewed the grandfather he had a pentagram carved into his chest... and he and his wife hilda have never been happier...