Sittin' at Home Watchin' Arsenio Hall...

Man I just love me some "Me So Horny"... I also love miso soup but that's another entry entirely I think I'll title it "The Joys of Raw Seafood, and the Cramps that Sometimes Follow". Not bad, take that James Frey!

Anywho today is Weds as you can see if you look up a little... did you do it? What the &*$# pay attention! Anyway since its the day after Tuesday and thereofre the day after dart night, I am tired. Very tired, but I must admit last night was a great time, even though I really didn't want to go wqhen I first came home. But that's probably because I enjoyed a brief dinner with a very pretty lady I know... and who would want to leave that? Anywho... not really much to say today except I'm thinking of becoming a mime... for a couple of reasons.

1. I never have to talk to anyone again.

2. Something has to stop me from thinking I can sing Kareoke any time I'm drunk.

3. Make up kicks ass.

4. That whole trapped in the box thing is a great way to get out of work.

Anyway it took me way too long to come up with number 4 so that means I've pretty much got nothing, so I'm off to see the wizard. Good thing I got my black book for a friend to call.