Man I Feel Like a Douche

For years I have thought that the parents were the killers of that porcelain doll child of theirs... that woman-child they brought into the world, far older then she should have been at that time... only to find that this creepy looking son of a bitch John Mark Karr was the culprit. So not like they would ever read this but I stand corrected and am sorry and feel like an asshole.

P.S. What the fuck is going on with this guy's neck? Can someone please let me in on this secret? I mean his head looks superimposed on his body... it kinda looks like he's bracing himself for the zillion ass rapings and beatings he'll get once his rotting in jail... actually peace will probably come quicker then that, I wouldn't give this sick bastard more then a month behind bars before he's taken care of.

P.P.S. What's up with some people shaking your hand and then your hand smells like them? Who puts purfume or cologne on the palm of their hand? And if you do... keep that shit to yourself. Its not very business like but I'll take a pound... you know a little knuckle to knuckle action... you know you stink so give me that curtesy, and if you don't know I'm gonna tell you... I'll smack you in the nose with my now stinky hand and tell you to wash up.... I won't really, but I'll be thinking about it, so if you shake hands with me and then I start laughing to myself that means your hands stink.