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Tis the season to jump too quickly into the season. For the record 106.7 has been playing Christmas music, scratch that NOTHING but Christmas music since Nov. 14th. A full week and a half before thanksgiving even. I went food shopping for good ol' turkey day, or as I like to refer to it, Dallas football day with food, and I saw these ready made Pilsbury x-mas cookies lying around. Yeah like what the *&%# are these things doing for sale?

"Hmmmm let's see we got the turkey, cranbeery sauce, mashed potatoes.... awwww nuts I forgot the Christmas cookies... gotta go back out."

This has never nor will ever happen Thanksgiving morning and if it does it better be at Saint f-ing Nick's house. Anyway I digress....

Needless to say I had all my Christmas shopping done shortly after last Christmas. Reason being.... I don't buy anyone shit. I'll bake a cake for Jesus, put 2005 and five candles on it, sing O' Come O' Ye Faithful (which sounds like the name of a porn) and go to bed, right after I sweep up all the pine needles from my floor.