Now batting... number 21...

Ahhh how I can't wait to hear that soon. Today pitchers and catchers, no not the Brokeback kind, reported to spring training. And I couldn't be happier. Well I could, but that's besides the point. The sports hell that I'm rotting in since "Super Bowl XL" will be coming to an end in a few miserable months. Screw basketball unless its the playoffs, and screw hockey even if it is the playoffs. And the olympics? Are you kidding me? Skating, skiing, and bobsled oh my!!! And lets not forget curling!!! Oh the drama, the excitment... the BROOMS? What in God's name possesed people to come up with a sport that uses brooms? And how did it wind up in the olympics? I mean what's next? Shuffleboard? Bowling perhaps? Ridiculous...

God help me give me baseball or give me death... or give me football or give me death... or just give me a meatball parm... that would be so awesome right now. I need some lunch... gotta run.