Wish me luck...

So I've decided to enter a contest which would have a final prize of getting to host a radio program on New Jersey 101.5 *DING* The chime time is now 11 am and I hope you're still in bed, if you're not supposed to be GET UP ALREADY!!! Sorry just practicing. Anywho... the audition will take place tomorrow or next Thursday we'll see how it goes. I already know I'm the best man for the job and anyone who's had phone sex with me... big ups to Tyrone serving 6-8 in Rahway... knows it too. Now I just need the rest of the world to figure it out.

On a completely unrelated topic... there is this guy here at work. We'll call him Ted, and his sole purpose it seems is to create and foward these "broadcast emails" that go to everyone in our organization. I've figured it out that he is the most worthless employee in the world. Even edging out the crossing gaurd and school guidance counselors of the world. I've been thinking long and hard about this and I've come to the conclusion that this guy is more annoying than the guy who keeps sending me the emails about Asian porn and penis growth pills and/or cream.

P.S. Indians, the dot kind not the bow and arrow kind, are not Asian. Yes you are on the continent, but your eyes are open, your skin is dark, and you are not all midgets. So let it go, you are not Asian. Besides I have never seen an Indian in a single Asian porn email. Though I have seen several in the penis cream ads.

Good day.... I said GOOD DAY!!!