Time to Update the Resume

I just got hit with a corpse... full on hit with a corpse... not hit by a corpse mind you, that would be a horror film. No I'm talking the closest thing to a horror/comedy... my lofe. Yes I am coming in from putting change in a meter at work and lo and behold there is an undertaker, not Claire Fisher mind you but I still hope, speeding along with a body on his gurney not paying attention to where he is going. I round the corner and suddenly its like a Three Stooges episode where on of the stooges is very VERY sleepy. I wonder how much you can get paid for shoveling lion shit at the zoo.... perhaps that is a career to look into.