DON"T DO POLAR ICE!!!

Man its refreshing to be able to be a complete and total asshole at work. I mean my secretary was just asking me yesterday how come I'm such a dick to everyone that I work with except for a select few... she says I'm such a nice guy and maybe work would be easier if I was nicer while I was here. I say fuck that... I'm nice at home... I'm nice in my personal life... I have this need for people to like me that is sometimes frustrating as hell... but not here no way. Here its strait up balls to the wall go fuck yourself. Oh Ryan I need help with this... or Oh Ryan I'm not quite sure how to do that... well that and a dollar still won't get you a Snapple. I need a "insert really long medical device description here"... Oh is that right? Do you have the catalogue number? Company that makes it? No? Damn man that sucks... call me when you do. "But someone could die!!!" OK lady now you're just being dramatic... go get the priest read the patient the last rights... because you have the inability to look at the side of a fuicking box of whatever's before you throw them out... besides your asking for a rectal fucking probe... who the hell ever died from lack of that? Except for maybe a gay guy who is literally starving for attention... and by attention I mean... well never mind.

Anywho so everyone join me and be an asshole from 9-5... and be nice to those you love when your not getting paid... its the Ryan way, and it should be yours too.

P.S. I've decided to begin closing my posts with lyrics from my favorite songs so maybe that you will go and listen to them and love them too or not... I really don't care its just something I wanted to do ok... leave me alone about it already...

If you don't expect too much from me

You might not be lety down

"Hey Jealousy" by Gin Blossoms