Somebody Stop Me....

I really wish cucumbers weren't shaped like a huge dick... I mean I love cucumbers and nothing would make me appier then to be able to sit at my desk and just chomp on one like a carrot or celery stick... but unfotunately its girth and weird skin thing its got going on makes it just a tad too phallic to be comfortable. So unfortunately I have to slice and eat with a fork... God damn gay vegetable.

On a completely different note... one of the best things about being a guy... besides that whole pee anywhere gig... has to be the fact that the more you like one of your frineds the worse things you call him...

Like my friend Breen and I refer to each other as douchebag... and when my friend Dom and I play darts is fuckface versus douchebag. I love it... penis power!!!

I wanna have the same last dream again,

the one where I wake up and I'm alive.

Just as the four walls close me within,

my eyes are opened up with pure sunlight.

I'm the first to know,my dearest friends,

even if your hope has burned with time,

anything that's dead shall be re-grown,

and your vicious pain, your warning sign,

you will be fine.

Hey, oh, here I am, and here we go, life's waiting to begin.

Angels and Airwaves "The Adventure" and currently my favorite song.