Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Sign of the Apocolyopse



LOS ANGELES (AFP) - Former American football star OJ Simpson describes in a Fox television interview "how he would have carried out" the murder of his ex-wife and her friend, which he has denied committing for more than a decade, the network said.

I have absolutely nothing to comment about this... just know it'll all be over soon now.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

The Usual Please...

So there's this... I'll call her a woman, that normally arrives at the deli I go to at the same time as yours truly. So she gets a large coffee and a roll with butter every morning. The same thing every fucking morning... how do people do that... I mean who wants the same thing every morning, no damn variety... I mean even if you started the morning every day with a very powerful orgasm once in a while you're just going to want to not have it... I mean some day you're going to wake up not in the mood. So you have to once in a while not be in the mood for a buttered roll, its not even that good. Its a roll man. Move one... have some eggs. Please, and shave... shave your mole... it ruins my appetite and if I didn't just have a powerful orgasm it might have ruined my day.