Ya gotta love mom...

The man accused of killing a 10-year-old neighbor girl for an elaborate plan to eat human flesh joked about cannibalism on his online diary, discussed the effects of not taking his anti-depression medication and mentioned "dangerously weird" fantasies.

See this is why I never talk about cannibilism on my blog.

"Regarding a potential motive," Purcell Police Chief David Tompkins said Saturday, "this appears to have been part of a plan to kidnap a person, rape them, torture them, kill them, cut off their head, drain the body of blood, rape the corpse, eat the corpse then dispose of the organs and bones."
Investigators found meat tenderizer and barbecue skewers that he planned to use on the body, McClain County District Attorney Tim Kuykendall said in this small community 40 miles south of Oklahoma City.

Would really like to know how the cops knew about the raping the corpse thing... I think this tells us a little something about the thinking of Chief Tompkins...

And finally... you just have to love the ignorance of neighbors and the loyalty of a mother...

People who knew Underwood described him Sunday as a quiet, "boring" and seemingly trustworthy young man. His mother, who lived across town, called him a "wonderful boy."

Nuff said.

Excuse me I'm trying to use the phone!!!

People of Brooklyn... or should I say idiots that work for me... PLEASE... I emplore you. If there is a phone to my ear this means, do not speak to me... do not hand me a paper... do not ask me for the day off... what I'm eating for lunch... or tell me there is someone here to see me...

I don't care if you are bleeding, if there is a fire, or if you happen to be on fire whilest bleeding. Leave me the hell alone... I will be with you in a second.

P.S. It kinda looks like Pee Wee is about to take one to the face right? God I love this guy... I'd love to see a movie about Corky Thatcher and Pee Wee travelling across country in a painted VW bus... and they would have to complete challenges ala Road Rules... and heck yeah wondermutt would be there. Screw it throw in Becca and Paige and I guarantee a hit.

P.P.S. If you have no idea who I'm talking about the I suggest you go here... http://www.tv.com/life-goes-on/show/356/summary.html

Definitely for worse...

OK... I've finally gone and done it. I have officially lost my mind. I've gone bonkers. I hear voices, I see pink elephants and they have tea with me on Sundays. What did it you ask? What shoved me over the edge with all the force of Oprah Winfrey being tossed into the Grand Canyon? This...

Now if you read my post from Friday you would see that this is the same comic strip that set me off on Friday... if you haven't read that one read it now and come back or you will find yourself completely lost. Have you returned? Good, let's proceed.

First off... retards of the world listen to me now... I am sorry. I assumed this girl was retarded... I was sadly mistaken. She's not retarded, she's fucking insane. Turns out our little friend has an imaginary apartment she goes to when the world gets her down... a special place. She goes there all the time... well that's special. You know who else goes to a "special" place where nobody can hurt them? Abused children. If that is where this comic strip is going then we have to reexamine what we label as comic. The "funny pages" should not include stories about touched children. whether it be harmed physically or abused sexually either way lets save it for lifetime and after school specials... or screw it you can even have it on a very special episode of Blossom if you need to but keep it the hell away from my morning coffee and Garfield. He doesn't deserve it and neither do I, and just think of poor Odie... I can see it now...

The Vet: OK Odie show us on the plush toy where Garfield touched you.

Jesus Christ... now I know I shouldn't let this get to me and its not really important to most, but God damn it it does, and that is how I know I lost my mind. Its over, game over. Do niot pass go do not collect anything but your straight jacket.

I gotta go, pinky just informed me my tea is getting cold...

Shut up already!!!

OK I have a little gripe real quick if I may... if you happen to work in close proximity to one individual all day like I do, and something happens to happen to said person that they happen to find interesting they are going to tell the story. No problem there... no problem at all. The problem starts when that person finds the story so interesting they want to tell everyone they know. Well this in and of itself is not an issue... no not at all, the issue is that you now have to listen to this damn story nine thousand times to the point where you are wondering why in the hell everyone this person knows needs to hear about the guy next to you on the bus giving you a dirty look, or the deli guy dropping your coffee on the counter, or the stray dog walking down the street, or the lady who messed up your eyebrows. Shut up, we don't care... write it in an email, or a blog perhaps. Let everyone read it or not read it, but please... PLEAS shut up already.

Oh and huge props to Mr. Mickelson for his second green jacket...

Ok what the hell is up with this? I'm reading this comic strip, yes I still read the comics, and all of a sudden there is this retarded character in the comic. Now how do they protray her as retarded you ask? Well let me tell you... they... put... three... dots... in... between... all... of... her... words... ow annoying is this you ask? Well read that snetence again and you'll understand.

Now if you ask me what they whould have done was like mix all the words up or just kind of put in like AAAAAAAAAAAA!! MMMMMFFFFFF, everytime she talked. But for some reason the other characters in the comic strip would under stand her... that would be amusing. Or how about, oh I don't know maker... um how do I say this... look like a fucking retard maybe? I mean come on... for a comic strip she's pretty hot, I mean she's no Jessica Rabbit or anything but I'd... sorry, never mind. Let's take a look at the example life goes on gave us...

Now THAT'S retarded, man I miss that kid.

Anyway its just completely ridiculous.. at least like have her wet herself or something... gotta go.

Eat this!!!

I really don't think I need to say much about this, fellas and ladies if you happen to have or observe spotted dick in the wild. Please consult your local wildlife federation, or at least a bottle of penicillin. Thanks.